On last night's episode, Phaedra—who is very elegant and cultured, she'll have you know—threw what she considered to be a refined baby shower for herself. The guests were expected to wear hats, while Phaedra wore rhinestone eyeliner.

However, Kim (who has traded in her $430 daily disposable wigs for some much more expensive reusable ones) did not cover up her costly tresses with a hat, which pissed Phaedra off. Still, the event—which featured ballerinas, male escorts, and a waltz with someone not as "manly" as her husband—was everything Phaedra dreamed it would be.