Today in Tweet Beat, Katy Perry is psyched about marrying Russell Brand, Lily Allen is having anxiety at the supermarket, and Teresa Giudice shares the family Halloween costumes, past and present.
Is it just me that gets the feeling I'm being judged on my bag packing abilities at the supermarket checkout. Is there a right way?
If you didn't see last week's People mag, these are our costumes: Gabriella is Lady Gaga, Gia is Katy Perry http://www.twitpic.com/30sl0d
Milania is Ke$ha, Audriana is Sue Sylvester from Glee & I'm one of the contestants on "Dancing w/ the Stars".. http://www.twitpic.com/30slbc
And 2 years ago they were Chiquita Banana Girls (Audriana wasn't born yet, she was still in heaven ♥) http://www.twitpic.com/30smie
Thank god I get to go back to Atlanta, me and my kids got VIP tickets to the aquarium I am Vedy exite. Ready to see some stingrays and shit
there is always one young woman who gets on a flight clutching a large stuffed animal with a kind of vacant look.
Just saw my 1,476,835th photo of a dinner plate with the caption "Mmmm." From now on, Facebook postings should only be used for emergencies.
Driving back to boca from O-town reading an old avn magazine. Looking at a list of parody titles. Some are very funny.
Black Snake Boned, Genital Hospital, The Da Vinci Load, the Last whorehouse on the left .
Shabby chic makes me want to barf.
Is anger the new sex? Temper the anger, wear love.