Ladies, have you ever wished there was an adultery website just for you? For infidelity with a woman's touch, try DiscreetAdultery.com!
According to a wtf-laden press release, the site is partnered with more famous cheating site Ashley Madison — but tailored to "offer services specifically for married women users." Explains Rudy Bojorquez, president of DiscreetAdultery's sinisterly named parent company Optimized Marketing Solutions, "Women, particularly married women, tend to be very cautious. However, once they decide they want to have an affair, the only thing holding them back are concerns over the quality of men, and concerns about getting caught." I'm pretty sure lots of people "decide to have an affair" because they met someone they want to fuck, rather than the other way around — but for those cautious wives who do put the cart before the horse, so to speak, DiscreetAdultery has special lady-centric "that improve security and matching based on anonymous ratings of men by other women." But can I access it on my Alessi Tab?