Is This The Worst Dress J.Lo's Ever Worn?

J.Lo, Joan Collins and Lucci, oh my! Not to mention Gladys Knight, Halle and Paris. Unless you have a very high tolerance for glitz, glam and cleavage, avert your eyes from the 32nd Anniversary Carousel Of Hope Gala!

Is This The Worst Dress J.Lo's Ever Worn?

To demonstrate the dress code: Keri Lynn Pratt. You'll notice that random cut-outs and gratuitous embellishment was strongly encouraged. Glitz was mandatory.


Is This The Worst Dress J.Lo's Ever Worn?

Even Barbara Davis complies.


Is This The Worst Dress J.Lo's Ever Worn?

Heading up the Sparkle Brigade: Susan Lucci, in Susan Lucci drag.


Is This The Worst Dress J.Lo's Ever Worn?

Nancy O'Dell. I still hold Austin Scarlett's elimination against her.


Is This The Worst Dress J.Lo's Ever Worn?

Quite a dress LisaRaye's almost wearing. Reminiscent of a late Picasso rip-off.


Is This The Worst Dress J.Lo's Ever Worn?

Going Cinderella, we have Leah Remini.


Is This The Worst Dress J.Lo's Ever Worn?

Donna Mills, ready for her close-up, Mr. DeMille.


Is This The Worst Dress J.Lo's Ever Worn?

Garcelle Beauvais almost broke rank, saved herself with this enormous lump of bling.


Is This The Worst Dress J.Lo's Ever Worn?

For the obligatory "Oympus" element, we have Brandy.


Is This The Worst Dress J.Lo's Ever Worn?

Paris Hilton has the world-weary Vegas glam of a woman twice her age.


Is This The Worst Dress J.Lo's Ever Worn?

Nicky, meanwhile, looks literally weighed down by her aggressive dress. Wonder where these girls get their baffling style sense?


Is This The Worst Dress J.Lo's Ever Worn?

Oh.


Is This The Worst Dress J.Lo's Ever Worn?

The infamous monstrosity: somehow both trashy and dowdy at once.

Is This The Worst Dress J.Lo's Ever Worn?

Here were the rebels. Halle Berry will rock simple elegance no matter what the rest of the party's doing.


Is This The Worst Dress J.Lo's Ever Worn?

Raquel Welch did classic bombshell.


Is This The Worst Dress J.Lo's Ever Worn?

Mira Sorvino went in the other direction. On the upside, she's ready for your Sweet 16.


Is This The Worst Dress J.Lo's Ever Worn?

Sela Ward has the serenity of a woman who knows, whatever else the rest of the room's in, she's safe in an LBD.


Is This The Worst Dress J.Lo's Ever Worn?

Daisy Fuentes makes us ask: better to be underdressed, or over? Discuss.


Is This The Worst Dress J.Lo's Ever Worn?

When Lisa Rinna embodies elegant restraint, it's a red flag.


Is This The Worst Dress J.Lo's Ever Worn?

Gladys Knight shows that it's all about confidence. Well, that and transparent metallic lace dresses with enormous stoles.


Is This The Worst Dress J.Lo's Ever Worn?

I think we can all agree Joan Collins walked away with this one.


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