Yesterday during the LA Galaxy's match with FC Dallas, David Beckham suffered a minor cut on his finger, and blood splattered onto his shorts. Officials made him change on the sidelines. Monday just got a whole lot better!

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Look, we've seen him half-naked before — his Armani underwear ads are plentiful — but there's nothing like a spontaneous glimpse of thigh!

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These thighs are famous, after all.

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As are some other parts. Ahem.

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Are these Armani unerpants? Because that right there is some effective marketing.

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The man in the background with the number 2 on his jacket can't seem to look away.

[Los Angeles, October 24. Images via Pacific Coast News Online.]