Katy And Russell Still Married; Rihanna A No-ShowS

  • A spokesperson for Russell Brand and Katy Perry called the newlyweds "Mr. and Mrs. Brand." It all feels so different now.

And does this mean the "end" of Katy Perry, and the "beginning" of Katy Brand? [Radar]

  • At the wedding, Mr. Brand rode an elephant. And Mrs. Brand got sick, they say. [ET]
  • Rihanna couldn't go to the Perry-Brand wedding because she had to go to work. [TMZ]
  • A process server stopped by the Betty Ford Center to present Lindsay Lohan with some lawsuit papers, but couldn't get inside.
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  • Taylor Swift once saw a little girl wearing her tour t-shirt, followed her into a video game store, and accosted her. This is also how she met John Mayer. [Parade]
  • Mel Gibson wants to see Oksana Grigorieva's dentist, but not for a check-up. [TMZ]
  • Carey Mulligan's been living in a Best Western hotel for two weeks, looking "great" and filling up her room with groceries. Also, she's got a new, secret friend, ooh la-la. [Radar]
  • Producers of Kat von D's new show, L.A. Ink, are scrambling to erase ex-boyfriend Jesse James from the tapes in time for the show's debut. [TMZ]
  • Celine Dion has given birth to twin boys. They both came out singing, "Cause we are your babies, and you are our mom, whenever you reach for us, we'll spit up or vom." Babies do gross things. [NYDN]
  • Matt Damon and his wife also had a baby, their fourth. Her name is Stella Zavala and she's a priority. [Showbiz Spy]
  • Levi Johnston is using condoms now, to not have any more babies. At least for a while. [Gawker]
  • While giving a speech to some Republicans in Orlando, Sarah Palin promoted her new television show, Sarah Palin's Alaska. She told the crowd that they were "lucky" because she made this show. [Yahoo]
  • Snooki wore a silver outfit for her sweetie, who is either Pauly D or somebody else. [Snooki]
  • Lady Gaga and Anderson Cooper went for a walk in London. Guess which one of them wore a black, see-through corset-y top thing. [Radar]
  • Pamela Anderson's going to pose for Playboy for the 13th time. It's been three years since her last time! So come on, don't say she's overdoing it. [NYDN]
  • "I was the one who pushed for her to have a little moustache," says Brooke Shields about her latest role as a caretaker. [The Star]
  • Reese Witherspoon went to her son's seventh birthday party. So did her ex-husband, Ryan Phillippe. Who ate more cake? [Just Jared]
  • O.J. Simpson wanted the Nevada Supreme Court to overturn his convictions, but they were like, "sure you do." [Digital Spy]
  • Keanu Reeves went to a movie with the guy who played "Bill." Of course he looked sad. [TMZ]