What Exactly Are The Bush Twins Supposed To Be At This Masquerade?S

Remember when Halloween was all about filling that little orange Unicef box with pennies? For some celebs, it still is. At least, the Unicef part.

What Exactly Are The Bush Twins Supposed To Be At This Masquerade?S

Caryl Stern is President and CEO of the US fund for UNICEF. Which makes the autocratic Queen of Hearts a weird choice.


What Exactly Are The Bush Twins Supposed To Be At This Masquerade?S

David Lauren is...what? Hippie? Biker? Slash? This is not fully realized.


What Exactly Are The Bush Twins Supposed To Be At This Masquerade?S

Lauren Bush, meanwhile, is a vaguely Fosse-esque cavewoman?


What Exactly Are The Bush Twins Supposed To Be At This Masquerade?S

Jenna Bush Hager and Barbara Bush are, presumably, flapper and dark angel? Or just generally "Halloween glam?"


What Exactly Are The Bush Twins Supposed To Be At This Masquerade?S

Award for the most half-assed costume goes to Tiki Barber and girlfriend Traci Lynn Johnson.


What Exactly Are The Bush Twins Supposed To Be At This Masquerade?S

Yeah, they still get it.


What Exactly Are The Bush Twins Supposed To Be At This Masquerade?S

Nell Diamond , for instance, could pass for any number of dirigibles.


What Exactly Are The Bush Twins Supposed To Be At This Masquerade?S

Is Karen Koeningsberg premiering the first-ever...sexy Mary Queen of Scots?


What Exactly Are The Bush Twins Supposed To Be At This Masquerade?S

Now, this is commitment.





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