Today in Tweet Beat, Lady Gaga isn't into Band-Aids, Eli Roth isn't into John Cleese, and Randy Quaid has Dog the Bounty Hunter on his tail.

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It depresses me when my comedy idols tweet something unfunny, unaware that the hashtag is the punchline #johncleese #whenseniorstweetless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

Eli Roth
eliroth

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Omg you must be kidding "@ABC: What Went Wrong with Randy Quaid; Misses Court Date Again http://bit.ly/bR3qZR"less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

Beth Chapman
MrsdogC

Ole ole ox in free !!! Quaid's turn your selves in now or face the family ! We let you go once but twice will (cont) http://tl.gd/6iq2c1less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

Beth Chapman
MrsdogC

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At airport newsstand, I got O mag, Fast Company, Time, Forbes and Psychology Today (PT). Luv PT!!!less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

Tyra Banks
tyrabanks

Kathie Lee just said "crippled" on TV! Do people still say that? Is that allowed???less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

Andy Cohen
BravoAndy

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This is what Jeffrey saw in the grass - mommy was freaking out http://twitpic.com/2zaeu4less than a minute ago via Twitpic

Sherri Shepherd
SherriEShepherd

I poked it with a stick cuz I thought it was real - I kept thinking "who threw a dead pig in my yard?" The glazed eyes are what got me -less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

Sherri Shepherd
SherriEShepherd

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Doing the right thing is liberating. Even if it is late. A lesson learned. Pride sucks!less than a minute ago via web

Michael Lohan
MichaelJLohan

I've reached an age where I look at some boys and think "fuckin buncha haircuts.."less than a minute ago via Twittelator

Sarah Silverman
SarahKSilverman

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its so playerific in here right now.. god blessless than a minute ago via web

Snoop Dogg
SnoopDogg