Today in Tweet Beat, Lady Gaga isn't into Band-Aids, Eli Roth isn't into John Cleese, and Randy Quaid has Dog the Bounty Hunter on his tail.
It depresses me when my comedy idols tweet something unfunny, unaware that the hashtag is the punchline #johncleese #whenseniorstweet
Omg you must be kidding "@ABC: What Went Wrong with Randy Quaid; Misses Court Date Again http://bit.ly/bR3qZR"
Ole ole ox in free !!! Quaid's turn your selves in now or face the family ! We let you go once but twice will (cont) http://tl.gd/6iq2c1
At airport newsstand, I got O mag, Fast Company, Time, Forbes and Psychology Today (PT). Luv PT!!!
Kathie Lee just said "crippled" on TV! Do people still say that? Is that allowed???
This is what Jeffrey saw in the grass - mommy was freaking out http://twitpic.com/2zaeu4
I poked it with a stick cuz I thought it was real - I kept thinking "who threw a dead pig in my yard?" The glazed eyes are what got me -
Doing the right thing is liberating. Even if it is late. A lesson learned. Pride sucks!
I've reached an age where I look at some boys and think "fuckin buncha haircuts.."
its so playerific in here right now.. god bless
