Today in Tweet Beat, Kanye is self-aware, Erykah Badu is not pregnant, and Justin Bieber has finally earned some street cred.

Man I love Kanye. Nothin he does surprises me, but still I never get tired of seeing what he's gonna say & do next!! The guy's special...less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

still breast feeding MARS.i would b so excited 4 a new lil boy tho soon;-) ...@questlove started this rumorless than a minute ago via web

Oh shit! I jus herd Justin beber jumped on a nigga! Now dats gangsta! I wanna do a song witem he earned his stripes!less than a minute ago via Echofon

Idea to avoid asteroid: every human quickly gains fifty pounds, thus changing our planet's mass just enough to alter our orbit.less than a minute ago via WitStream

YOU'RE STUPID!!! RT: @HellaciousEli That's stupid. All the weight we'd gain eating is already here. The food would have to come from space.less than a minute ago via web

Daily Pic: Name the Hip Hop Legend I was chillin with last night... than a minute ago via Twitpic

Still at the pilates - I'm totally becoming one of those yoga pants ladies and I love itless than a minute ago via txt

I'm thinking about doing some Yoga this week. Let's get spiritual! -Brit than a minute ago via web

Does fashion need to exclude in order to be cool? Is being skinny and having the right shoes the only reason to be?less than a minute ago via OpenBeak