Time For A Little Monkey BusinessS

Good morning! In the absence of the much-missed Hortense, I'll be filling in as editor. Anyone miss me?

For those who don't remember, I started writing for Jez in the halcyon days of 2007, was their political correspondent at the 2008 political conventions and had a tendency to bust out with lists of stupid shit guys have pulled around me and torture my friends on-camera.

One thing I've never written about, though, is beauty tips. Mostly because mine involve things like "don't stab yourself in the eye with a mascara wand." So don't do that... and check out the gossip round-up coming shortly.

[Image via Erik K. Veland on Flickr]