You guys are completely disgusting. Seriously.
When we asked for your gross stories, we received hundreds of submissions. The nature of the horror was varied: Abscesses, allergic reactions, anal fissures, belly ring incidents, black vomit, blood clots, boils, breastfeeding yuckiness, bugs in ears, bugs in noses, cloven toes, condom mishaps, lots and lots of cysts, ear wax problems, earring issues, eyes glued, feathers in ears, feathers in PORES, foot callouses, foot discharge, gross sneezes, a hangnail from hell, hemorrhoids, home mole-removal tales, period blood mishaps, puking, puking with the jaw wired SHUT, pus geysers, pus in the anus, pus in the vulva, scabs, tons of I-shit-myself stories, plenty if wretched sinus/phlegm moments, spider bites, staph infections, sunburns, swamp ass, sordid tampon tales (not as good as Moe's), dozens of tonsilith details, trench mouth, warts, vaginal discharge, yeast and zits. Not to mention the young woman who dropped a hot curling iron into her cleavage. Thanks to each and every one of you for sending us your nausea-inducing tales of terror. You're all winners!