Ashton & Demi Escape Cheating Rumors By Jetting To IsraelS

  • Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are in the Holy Land!

He Tweeted: "Sharing Love & Light while in Israel. Asking 4 the energy 2 forge bonds with our similarities & find compromise in our differences. [sic]" Surely this has nothing to do with the stories in Star about him "making love" to some chick on a couch. [Daily Express]

  • Ashton and Demi did not renew their vows in Israel, despite what you may have heard. [Socialite Life]
  • Still, Demi Moore says that Israel is "glorious." [NYDN]
  • File under "crazy things that somehow make sense": JWoww has signed a one-night deal to appear on Spike TV's TNA Impact wrestling show. [TMZ]
  • Snooki and JWoww are going to be each other for Halloween. [TMZ]
  • Why we know what Lindsay Lohan is talking about in therapy is a mystery — isn't it supposed to be confidential? But anyway, it seems most of her problems stem from her father. Shocking! The dude was often in jail when LL was a kid and maybe got violent with her mother. [TMZ]
  • You might have heard about Lindsay being treated for a Twitter addiction at the Betty Ford Clinic, but according to a source, "Lindsay's primary problem is cocaine." You don't say. [Radar Online]
  • Hilary Duff's book — a paranormal thriller called Elixir — hits stores tomorrow. Yes, Hilary Duff has written a book. [The News Chronicle]
  • Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart had a date at a sushi place on Saturday night. [Radar Online]
  • Congrats to Crystal Bowersox, who got married after a whirlwind courtship and engagement. Her husband is her friend Brian Walker, with whom things only recently turned romantic, and Crystal says: "Our lives have never made more sense than they do right now." The bride wore wore an Earth-friendly hemp and cotton gown strewn with seashells made by a designer from Vermont. Obvs. [People, Radar Online]
  • Since Penelope Cruz is pregnant — and showing sooner than the producers of Pirates Of The Caribbean thought she would — her sister, Monica, is standing in as a body double. The hot runs in the family. [The Sun]
  • Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez are getting serious: She introduced him to her mom! [Daily Express]
  • Justin Bieber and Jaden Smith are partying on a boat in Hawaii with girls in biknis and you are not. [TMZ]
  • Mariah Carey attended Nick Cannon's birthday bash on Friday night, but spent her time "shrouded in a black trench coat." Mariah didn't really mingle, and didn't drink champagne, so clearly she is pregnant. Also, she entered and left through the back door of the club, because the front had two steps and "Mariah doesn't do stairs." [Gatecrasher]
  • Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush: Talking to each other again. [Radar Online]
  • Kim Kardashian is "fine" despite experiencing the harrowing terror of having a drink spilled on her. [ABC News]
  • Amber from Teen Mom and her baby daddy Gary have "solidified their bond" by exchanging promise rings. [Radar Online]
  • Denise Richards, whom you may know as the lady who wore a see-through bathing suit in that movie Wild Things — and was once married to Charlie Sheen — is writing a memoir. Quoth she: "I wanted to write a heartfelt, honest book that would be a source of hope for others going through difficult times." [Daily Express]
  • George Michael is singing "Freedom" right about now. Take these lies and make them true somehow… [Daily Mail]
  • Katherine and Joe Jackson taped an Oprah segment, in which they talked about Michael Jackson. [TMZ]
  • Sleazy item of the day: A naked picture of Mickey Mantle is on something called hotprisonpals.com, and a source says the Yankee Hall of Famer was a "big slugger." [Page Six]
  • Mark your calendar: The cast of Lost will be reunited for a farewell tribute airing on October 19 as part of Spike TV's annual Scream awards. [CNN]
  • Holy crap, Alexa Vega — the little girl from Spy Kids — married her boyfriend, Napoleon Dynamite producer Sean Covel, over the weekend. Jesus I feel old. [E!]