GMA has hired Elisabeth Hasselbeck, and it's easy to see why! She has all the traits of an ideal reporter: a poor grasp of facts, a penchant for fighting with co-workers, and a habit of launching into self-pitying crying jags.
Here's are some of the traits that will make Elisabeth a great addition to Good Morning America's news broadcast:
1) MISUNDERSTANDING THE ISSUES
On Veterans' Day, Elisabeth explained that the troops overseas are fighting to defend our freedom of speech, so we should honor them by keeping our dirty liberal mouths shut.