Designer Christian Audigier is the man responsible for assaulting our eyes with Von Dutch trucker's caps and Ed Hardy t-shirts. However, inside his Los Angeles mansion, there isn't an airbrushed rose or bedazzled tiger in sight.


Real Estalker reports that Audigier is asking $8,299,000 for the shockingly tasteful seven bedroom, seven bath home, which also includes a four-car garage, Audigier's Rolls Royce Phantom 5, and,

.8 acre oasis-like grounds that include number of al fresco dining areas, fountains, a vast swimming pool lined with deep blue tiles and, on opposite sides of the swimming pool, over-sized twin cabanas with eating and lounging areas, a "sleek blt-in 20-foot long hotel bar" (whatever that is), and a fully equipped outdoor grilling kitchen.

Yes, this:

and this:

paid for that classy pad.


But, living in Audigier's former home is not without it's drawbacks. The new owner may have a hard time chasing out the house guests:

Christian Audigier Heaves Hancock Park Pad On The Market [Real Estalker]
Christian Audigier Rose Cluster Embroidered Hat []
Christian Audigier Royal Mermaid Paltinum Tee []