Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Margaret and I pick through the trash of the weekly tabloids, trying to find good scraps of gossip. This week: Death, nose jobs, bullying, free furniture, Hollywood Hobos and a pink pussycat.
"Back With Ryan!"
Ryan's dad tells the mag that Maci and Ryan are putting their differences aside to co-host Bentley's 2nd birthday party. Maci and Kyle have broken up, according to an insider, as have Kyle and his recent girlfriend. Ryan says: "Maci calls to this day and wants to work it out." We didn't read the next two pages of this thing because it was so effing boring and also Margaret feels heartbroken when Dr. Drew gives quotes to these magazines, so let's move on. Next: In a story that makes Margaret "rageful," Ali and Roberto moved into a condo in San Diego and didn't really have any furniture, so Ok! BOUGHT THEM FURNITURE, hired Jillian Harris to style the house and made deals with Pottery Barn and The Container Store. So the poor, disenfranchised, underprivileged Bachelorette and her lovvah have a $1200 bed, a $400 coffee table and a $1000 sofa. And yes, it is just advertising masquerading as editorial, as well as paying stars for access without actually giving them money. Check the pictures here: Image 7. In other news, there are four pages devoted to a photo shoot in which Kendall and Kylie Kardashian pillowfight and snuzzle puppies. Finally: What Sammi from Jersey Shore ate today: Two eggs over easy with wheat toast for breakfast. Lunch was fruit and a peanut butter sandwich on wheat bread. Dinner: Chicken piccata at her fave Italian restaurant. With ice tea. There's no alcohol mentioned, so we doubt the accuracy here, but whatever.
Grade: F as usual (radioactive waste)