Michael Lohan's Failed Attempt To Visit Lindsay In RehabS

  • Michael Lohan reportedly tried to visit Lindsay Lohan in rehab, but security guards at the Betty Ford Center turned him away because visiting hours were over. However, that hasn't stopped him from bothering staffers.
  • Michael has been calling people at the center and asking them to put him in family therapy with Lindsay. He says he asked security guards if he's on the "no contact" list and they told him no, but you we're guessing his name's definitely on the list now. [TMZ]
  • In Tim Gunn's video for Dan Savage's It Gets Better Project, he talks about attempting to commit suicide by taking pills when he was 17. [Perez]
  • Police have closed their probe into Gary Coleman's death. They say there was no foul play. [E!]
  • In new legal documents, Michael Jackson's former manager claims MJ was secretly supporting his father financially, which would give Joe grounds to sue for wrongful death. [TMZ]
  • Oksana Grigorieva wants to move out of the home she's lived since she started seeing Mel Gibson, and she wants him to pay for a new place. "Oksana doesn't think the Sherman Oaks home is secure enough," says a source. "There are always photographers lurking around and Oksana fears for her safety as well as Lucia's." [Radar]
  • Oksana told an Oprah producer during a pre-interview that she she never authorized her lawyer to take money from Mel in return for the tapes of their phone conversations. [TMZ]
  • Mel has been ordered to pay more money toward Oksana's legal fees. [Radar]
  • Listen to U2 playing the first song from the musical Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark here: [E!]
  • A fan asked Megan Fox to take a picture while she was having dinner with Brian Austin Green, and she was cool with it, but he wasn't. "Someone tried to get a picture with them, but Brian said they don't take pictures anymore because it would end up on Facebook," says an eyewitness. "Megan looked like she was going to get up and take one before Brian said, ‘She does not take pictures either.'" [E!]
  • The Kardashians' new reality show is called Kourtney and Kim Take New York and will premiere in January 2011. [Star]
  • BTW, Kanye West will appear on their heinous new show. [E!]
  • Kanye revealed on Twitter that his new album is called My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy and will be released on November 22. [N.Y. Mag]
  • Ashton Kutcher is planning to bring back Punk'd, possibly with Justin Bieber as host. [NYT]
  • Rick Sanchez's wife wrote on his Facebook page, "rick apologized to jon stewart today. they had a good talk. jon was gracious and called rick "thin-skinned." he's right. rick feels horrible that in an effort to make a broader point about the media, his exhaustion from working 14 hr days for 2 mo. straight, caused him to mangle his thought process inartfully." [E!]
  • Jon Stewart is asking people who come to his March to Restore Sanity to donate money to help restore the National Mall. "We feel it's important to preserve this historic site for future rallies and for future Americans to rally on!" he wrote on the event's website. "But just in case you accidentally, like, put a beverage down on the Mall's coffee table without using a coaster, we figure that giving a little something back to the National Mall might, at least, soften the blow." [AP]
  • Teresa Giudice and her husband have filed court documents denying that they hid money before declaring bankruptcy. [Radar]
  • Things I didn't need to know: Tiger Woods' mistresses Joslyn James and Devon James are feuding, and Joslyn is releasing a cosmetics line called "Shameless". [Radar]
  • Good news for Glee fans, courtesy of Ryan Murphy: "Jon Groff is definitely coming back next year. Next calendar year. He's not available until January, but he'll be in the back [nine] episodes of this season." [E!]
  • Jon Hamm and Elisabeth Moss are pretty: [ONTD]
  • Maksim Chmerkovskiy is mad that Carrie Ann Inaba tried to spank him last night after criticizing his teaching methods. "It's an absurdly disrespectful thing for her to even think of doing," he said. "Is she crazy? She's not my mother." [E!]
  • Josh Duhamel says of working with Katherine Heigl, "Personally, I'm a big fan of Katherine's husband, Josh Kelley, so kissing her in Life As We Know It was like indirectly getting to make out with him." [People]