Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS

With the news that Snooki is writing a novel—to be published by Simon and Schuster sometime next year—we wondered what literary techniques she might employ. So we took to her Twitter account to find out.



Free form:

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS




An original lexicon à la Dune:

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS




"Yous""

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS




"Friggin'":

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS




"Jerkoff":

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS




"LOL/OMG":

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS




Generational divides:

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS




Religious diversity:

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS




Politics:

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS




Advice:

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS




Aspirations:

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS




Fist-pumping:

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS




Modern technology and the problems it can present:

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS




Lifestyle choices:

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS




Literary influences

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS

Snooki's Book, As Written By Her TwitterS