Everyone Looks Predictably Ridiculous At Cavalli Party

Roberto Cavalli is a notorious ass who makes absurdly sexy clothes. Like, the sartorial equivalent of aggressive sexyface. So, yes, in other words his Paris Fashion Week party was ridiculous, over-the-top, and totally star-studded.

Everyone Looks Predictably Ridiculous At Cavalli Party

Anja Rubik showcases the demure end of the Cavalli spectrum.


Everyone Looks Predictably Ridiculous At Cavalli Party

This, on Anna dello Russo, is more typical. Paging Siegfried and Roy!

Everyone Looks Predictably Ridiculous At Cavalli Party

That said, there's something unspeakably rad about Bianca Jagger's Simone Simon turn.


Everyone Looks Predictably Ridiculous At Cavalli Party

It's like Heidi went to Vegas, but didn't stay in Vegas. And maybe this is why things need to.


Everyone Looks Predictably Ridiculous At Cavalli Party

There aren't many designers who make you feel like you, a regular person with no training, could step into his shoes, fake it, and be okay. Cavalli inspires that kind of confidence. (Natalia Vodianova.)


Everyone Looks Predictably Ridiculous At Cavalli Party

When in doubt, just add leopard, like Rachel Bilson...


Everyone Looks Predictably Ridiculous At Cavalli Party

Transparency, like Carine Roitfeld...


Everyone Looks Predictably Ridiculous At Cavalli Party

Add some sparkle, like Taylor...


Everyone Looks Predictably Ridiculous At Cavalli Party

...show some skin, like Aissa Maiga and Karolina Kurkova...


Everyone Looks Predictably Ridiculous At Cavalli Party

Everyone Looks Predictably Ridiculous At Cavalli Party

...or forget pants, like Yu Yamada.


Everyone Looks Predictably Ridiculous At Cavalli Party

If you do go for more fabric, make sure it's flamingo-colored and there's lacing involved.


Everyone Looks Predictably Ridiculous At Cavalli Party

Or that it's this.


Everyone Looks Predictably Ridiculous At Cavalli Party

A few people rebelled: Leigh Lezark wears sparkles for no man.

Everyone Looks Predictably Ridiculous At Cavalli Party

Chantal Thomas, in some ways, looked the most unique, despite the absence of sexytime signifiers.


Everyone Looks Predictably Ridiculous At Cavalli Party

And perhaps the evening's prettiest, Elettra Rossellini Wiedemann's gown is reminiscent of pre-WWI boho chic.

Everyone Looks Predictably Ridiculous At Cavalli Party

Meanwhile, in Yasmin Le Bon's world — or at least closet —Duran Duran is always king.


Everyone Looks Predictably Ridiculous At Cavalli Party

The maestro.



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