French Vogue Puts Crystal Renn And Uncle Terry In A Food-Filled Room

We don't really want to give anyone the satisfaction of being shocked by the French Vogue shoot involving Crystal Renn, Terry Richardson, and a "gluttony" theme. But we'll at least look at it.

French Vogue Puts Crystal Renn And Uncle Terry In A Food-Filled Room

We get — or we guess — what Carine Roitfeld's going for with the spread, entitled "Festin," which translates to "Banquet." It's excess in all forms, some kind of in-your-face commentary on the Weight Discussion and — given that she went with Uncle Terry's single trick — overt sexuality.


French Vogue Puts Crystal Renn And Uncle Terry In A Food-Filled Room


Analyze it if you want; we're not sure it's worth the trouble.


French Vogue Puts Crystal Renn And Uncle Terry In A Food-Filled Room

Oh, and bonus points for also offending vegetarians and those of us who used to enjoy boudin noir!


French Vogue Puts Crystal Renn And Uncle Terry In A Food-Filled Room

French Vogue Puts Crystal Renn And Uncle Terry In A Food-Filled Room

And did we mention the eeloctopus? Yeah, there's an octopus. It's bonus sensuality!


French Vogue Puts Crystal Renn And Uncle Terry In A Food-Filled Room

As Stylite observes, Roitfeld has pulled all kinds of stunts for the mag's 90th anniversary, from child models to gratuitous boob shots, perhaps in an attempt to show the venerable mag can still push buttons and boundaries. And to this we say: Congrats, French Vogue! You don't look — or act — a day over 19.

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