Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your friendly neighborhood tabloid roundup! Today we learn about John Travolta's (literally) steamy gay sex; how Jennifer Aniston's been "sport fucking" some dude; and the alleged size of The Situation's penis. (Small.)
"Farrah's Pregnancy Shocker!"
Farrah from Teen Mom was at a hair show in Iowa, wearing a prommy blue gown, and had what appears to be a baby bump. Boston area OB/Gyn and plastic surgeon Dave David — who does not treat her — says: "Farrah looks like she's about 20 weeks pregnant." MTV denies that she is pregnant, and from the picture it seems like she just had a big lunch.
Grade: F (sex in the smush room)
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"Kardashian Baby News"
Although the cover states "Twins for Khloe," inside, we learn that Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are trying to get pregnant with no results — yet. She says: "Getting pregnant is much harder than we thought — but practicing making babies is amazing." There's more stuff you never wanted to know in this story — info about Khloe's fertility monitor, and a picture of her prenatal vitamins. In Kourtney news, she is "obsessed" with trying for another baby with Scott "American Psycho" Disick. As for Kim, she recently took a pregnancy test and the results were negative, but this is still news. Basically this whole thing is Unsoclited Uterus Update times 3. Here are some "secrets" from the set of Dancing With The Stars: The Situation has not been partying at all because of the show. Bristol Palin is "sweet." Brandy and Maks "hate each other." Next: "Why Demi Is Still Standing By Ashton" doesn't really reveal anything about their relationship, except to point out the obvious: She Tweets about him constantly while remaining very private. A "source" says Demi is desperate to hold on to Ashton, and won't pressure him to address the cheating reports, because if she does, "she risks driving him away." Meanwhile, Ashton allegedly has "empty nest syndrome" because when he met Demi, she had all these fun kids — he'd make sandwiches and babysit and entertain — and now they're all grown up and don't need that anymore. Add this to the fact that Ashton "hasn't had a hit movie in a long time" and a source claims: "Frankly, I think he's having some issues with where he is with his life. I wouldn't be surprised if he did stray." In other news: Brad Pitt and George Clooney love to play pranks on each other. An insider says: "Brad and George track each other down on their individual movie sets and send an endless stream of male escorts to each others' hotel rooms. They will pay them in advance on a credit card to make sure the escort shows up." Also! Brad offered people $1000 to pee in the vents of Clooney's car. Then George offered $5,000 to pepper spray Brad's car and paint it orange. Ah, to be rich and childish! Vanessa Hudgens got into four fender-benders in 2010 alone — the 21-year-old keeps damaging her Audi! "Sandra's Turning Into Angie" bases its findings on the fact that Ms. Bullock has a house in New Orleans, wore a black dress and has a non-white adopted baby. Just like Ms. Jolie! (see image 7)
Grade: D- (carefully planned fertility monitor sex)