Four men have accused muscle shirt-wearing, homosexual conversion-preaching multimillionaire megachurch pastor Eddie Long coercing them into sex, repeatedly. Incidentally, Long wrote a whole book about sexual purity and women's submission to men. We read it so you don't have to.

Some of What A Man Wants, What A Woman Needs is boilerplate Christian conservative positions on promiscuity, women's natural roles, and male domination; some of it (not a lot) offers not-terrible advice; and some of it sounds rather unfortunate in retrospect, if the allegations are true. (Long has denied them, and his spokesman has said, "The plaintiffs, these are not innocent victims. ...I just caution people to consider the sources and their motives.") A sampler:

The Churchgoing Version Of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus

Relationship Advice From Megachurch's Alleged Molester PastorS

Relationship Advice From Megachurch's Alleged Molester PastorS

Some Confusion About Who Initiated That Whole "Family-Friendly Workplace Policy" Thing.

Relationship Advice From Megachurch's Alleged Molester PastorS

On The Place Of Women

Relationship Advice From Megachurch's Alleged Molester PastorS

Relationship Advice From Megachurch's Alleged Molester PastorS

Relationship Advice From Megachurch's Alleged Molester PastorS

On Promiscuity And Sexual Freedom

Relationship Advice From Megachurch's Alleged Molester PastorS

Relationship Advice From Megachurch's Alleged Molester PastorS

Relationship Advice From Megachurch's Alleged Molester PastorS

Relationship Advice From Megachurch's Alleged Molester PastorS

Some Creative Advice

Relationship Advice From Megachurch's Alleged Molester PastorS

Unfortunate In Retrospect The men who came forward about the abuse say that the coercion often took place on ministry business trips, which Long mentions several times. For example:

Relationship Advice From Megachurch's Alleged Molester PastorS

On an encounter with one such young man:

Relationship Advice From Megachurch's Alleged Molester PastorS

Relationship Advice From Megachurch's Alleged Molester PastorS

...And Here's Some Stuff We Can Get Into

Relationship Advice From Megachurch's Alleged Molester PastorS

Relationship Advice From Megachurch's Alleged Molester PastorS

Relationship Advice From Megachurch's Alleged Molester PastorS

That's about it.