In fairness, plenty of the stars at PETA's 30th Anniversary Gala — Lea Michele, Eva Mendes, Jena Malone — looked fab. But the others packed enough of a punch to give "radical chic" a whole new meaning.
Probably the evening's best look, actress Isabel Lucas, going elegantly bohemian and even rocking flats!
Abbie Cornish, in vintagey brocade, gives her competition!
As does a deco-ready Lea Michele.
Sophia Bush, per usual, is chic and classic.
Constance Marie in a prototypical LBD.
What do you think about Jena Malone's bold belt? Kinda loving, but it's true the eye goes there.
Shirley Manson, vamping since the 90s, still showing how it's done.
Pamela Anderson is, well, kinda demure in azalea!
Also blushing: Eva Mendes. Love the color, not so much the sack.
Ditto, oddly enough, Anjelica Huston.
Mixed feelings about Kelly Osbourne' getup: a little disco, a little space-age, a lot confusing.
Patricia De Leon has a Miss America formalwear competition right after this.
We have no word on whether or not Charo actually performed. The awesomeness goes up like 1000% if she didn't.
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