Prada Spring 2011: For The Lorax-Loving Dr. Seuss Enthusiast In You

If you like your fashion full of color and whimsy (looking at you, Mondo from Project Runway) then you'll dig the duds Prada showed in Milan today. Grab your favorite star-bellied Sneetch and check out the gallery!

Prada Spring 2011: For The Lorax-Loving Dr. Seuss Enthusiast In You

Would you wear this in a box? Would you wear this with a fox?

Prada Spring 2011: For The Lorax-Loving Dr. Seuss Enthusiast In You

Insert your own, "the goggles, they do nothing" joke.

Prada Spring 2011: For The Lorax-Loving Dr. Seuss Enthusiast In You

Willy Wonka's wife. Or sister?

Prada Spring 2011: For The Lorax-Loving Dr. Seuss Enthusiast In You

This actually seems wearable, although the neck ruffle is a mite fussy.

Prada Spring 2011: For The Lorax-Loving Dr. Seuss Enthusiast In You

How To Make This Prada Ensemble At Home:
Get an overly large white T-shirt and cut it into a slipdress.
Find some transfer paper.
In photoshop, take a famous illustration of Josephine Baker. Put an octopus where the bananas should be. Add a strawberry.
Add some other random curlicues.
Print your design and iron it on to your t-shirt dress.
Sew Froot Loops to the hem as a garnish.
Serves one.

Prada Spring 2011: For The Lorax-Loving Dr. Seuss Enthusiast In You

It will be interesting to see who in Hollywood will attempt to pull this off. I vote for Janice Dickinson.

Prada Spring 2011: For The Lorax-Loving Dr. Seuss Enthusiast In You

Aha! That's what happened to Joséphine's bananas. Also, bring back the goggles. This is an eye-scorcher.

Prada Spring 2011: For The Lorax-Loving Dr. Seuss Enthusiast In You

More rooty tooty fresh n' fruity. With delicious shoes.

Prada Spring 2011: For The Lorax-Loving Dr. Seuss Enthusiast In You

Gah. The sunglasses are right on that edge of appealing and appalling. If only affording this kind of Chocolate Factory chic didn't involve selling an organ. These would be fun!

Prada Spring 2011: For The Lorax-Loving Dr. Seuss Enthusiast In You

SHOES. WANT. No, really. NEED.

(RIP cheshire cat.)

Prada Spring 2011: For The Lorax-Loving Dr. Seuss Enthusiast In You

A nurse at the hospital where Rainbow Brite was born.

Prada Spring 2011: For The Lorax-Loving Dr. Seuss Enthusiast In You

The concentric circles are so dizzying, it's like smoking Grickle-grass.

[Images via AP.]