Today in Tweet Beat, celebs are forced to deal with a Facebook blackout, Dave Navarro goes to the dentist, and Teresa Giudice demonstrates her fiscal responsibility.

Let me know when Facebook is back up & working. I need to know who's single, who's engaged, who's breathing, who's tired and who's eating.less than a minute ago via web

When I look at going to the dentist as a kind of BDSM appointment, it really isn't all that bad.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

My safe word is, "Ouch! That fuckin' hurts!"less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Fuck yes! Bring it!!! :) http://twitpic.com/2r92p1less than a minute ago via Twitpic

I'm super into online coupons and freebies right now. What do you guys have for me? Share! xxless than a minute ago via web

Lori and I will be shooting our music video this Sunday ~ we are so excited!less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

I wonder if anyone called him "Andrew Breitfart" in high school.less than a minute ago via Echofon

At the crib I use really nice napkins instead of paper towels... got the idea from the YSL bathroom ... waaaaay nicerless than a minute ago via web

I hate getting recognized by someone when we are the only 2 people in the elevator.less than a minute ago via mobile web

I just don't understand why people videotape themselves having sex. If you're my age I get it: It's so you can remember that you had it.less than a minute ago via web

I can't shake the feeling that my therapist is seeing other people.less than a minute ago via Echofon