Wall Street 2 Premiere Is Kinda MoneyS

Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps premiered, logically enough, in New York. And yes, Carey Mulligan looked absolutely adorable. Tyra? Well, judge for yourselves.

Wall Street 2 Premiere Is Kinda MoneyS

Sela Ward has convinced me that I'm officially over the exposed bra thing.


Wall Street 2 Premiere Is Kinda MoneyS

Julie Chen (with Les Moonves) takes a coif cue from Snooki — or, rather, before she deflated her pouf.


Wall Street 2 Premiere Is Kinda MoneyS

Okay, between Krysten Ritter and Julie Chen, this whole tan-gram tan-line thing is getting absurd.


Wall Street 2 Premiere Is Kinda MoneyS

Actress Sylvia Miles is kind of the Kat Kramer of the East: ubiquitous, and somehow reassuring in her consistency. And yes, she always brings it.


Wall Street 2 Premiere Is Kinda MoneyS

Tyra Banks has, perhaps, been watching a little too much Boardwalk Empire. Or is going undercover as a bootlegger this time.


Wall Street 2 Premiere Is Kinda MoneyS

Does anyone remember that terrifying fairytale "The Lindworm" about an enormous worm that sheds its skin and becomes a person? Yeah, well, Barbara Walters does.


Wall Street 2 Premiere Is Kinda MoneyS

Natalie Morales goes for a classic sexy costume: charmeuse and platform!


Wall Street 2 Premiere Is Kinda MoneyS

Rob Thomas and his Mona Lisa, Marisol Maldonado, who does something a little more inventive with her charmeuse.


Wall Street 2 Premiere Is Kinda MoneyS

Shia LaBeouf, dapper as all git-out.


Wall Street 2 Premiere Is Kinda MoneyS

I love the muted elegance of this Nina Ricci. What say you?



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