Today in Tweet Beat, 50 Cent has an cyber-feud with his dog Oprah Winfrey. Plus Sarah Palin is excited about Bristol's debut on DWTS tonight, while Margaret Cho almost pooped her pants about it.
Ok so I feel real good today I didn't get to sleep till 4 in the morning so I'm just getting up. I'm going to buy a chinchilla comforter.
So now I guess I have beef with the peta people damn everybody hates chris I mean curtis.lol
This is my dog Oprah Winfrey. I broke her leg cause the peta people threw paint on my coat. Fuck that! http://twitpic.com/2qdrut
The bitch gonna be alright. I took her to the doctor. http://twitpic.com/2qdsbv
motherfucker 50 almost stepped on me this morning and he knew I was at the foot of the bed. and he always calling me for nothing!!
and he always plays his music too loud. dont nobody wanna hear that shit! he aint made a classic since get rich or die tryin
Oprah is a miniature schnauzer. She was born in a litter of 8puppies. Just my luck I picked the only asshole
SWEET diversion from politics! Dancing W'The Stars party in r livingroom tonight w/friends who r lovin' this change of pace 4 Sweet Bristol!
Literally ALMOsT shit my pants in car on way to dwts
I am dying my roots for the first time in 4 months! They were getting out of control!!! I am so excited to be all blond again!
I just farted in chuy's face, but not on purpose. I didn't know he was behind me.
why do people think its an insult to say "your only famous because of who you parents are'! no shit thats a fact not an insult!!!!!
Ready.... set.... SPARK!!!