Paris Finally Admits Cocaine Was Hers, Wears Special Costume In CourtS

  • Paris Hilton entered guilty pleas on two misdemeanor counts and has finally admitted the coke was hers. Her plea deal gets her a year's probation. [CNN]
  • The judge says straighten up and fly right. Or else. [US]
  • Uh oh. LiLo's probation has been revoked and a warrant has been issued for her arrest.[TMZ]
  • She's ordered to appear in court Friday a.m. [MTV]
  • Seems she tested positive for amphetamines as well as coke. [PerezHilton]
  • But! Her lawsuit with eTrade (which portrayed a "milkaholic," homewrecking baby named Lindsay in a Superbowl ad) has been settled...apparently to LiLo's satisfaction, although the terms are confidential. Glass half...full? [TMZ]
  • Director Matthew Wilder, who's helming Lohan's Linda Lovelace biopic, says he's not mad, just concerned. "Did this throw us for a U-turn? Sure. But no one has conveyed any p**siness about it. This is not something to be p**sed about. If someone fails a drug test but says I am trying hard and struggling, it's hard for me to be angry." [Express via < a href="www.people.com"People]
  • In other drug-arrest news: singer Bruno Manz has been arrested for coke possession in Vegas after a bathroom attendant ratted him out. [TMZ]
  • Is Mindy Kaling leaving The Office? "I can see this season being my last. Right now, I'm hankering for new adventures." Grief mollified by the fact that whatever she does will be awesome. [Contact Music]
  • Angelina "Jolie" Pivarnick, Jersey Shore's resident self-described cock-blocker, is launching a musical career. Her first single, predictably titled "I'm Hot," is being produced by one Andy Stein –aka "The DreaMaker." [Radar]
  • Triple (quadruple if you count Goop) threat Gwyneth Paltrow is in talks to guest-star on Glee...as Will Schuester's love interest. Seems she's friends with the show's creator. But what of Emma? [E!]
  • Evi and Randi Quaid are out on bail after their squatting arrests. [E!]
  • And if you're on the edge of your seats waiting for them to Tell All, you're in luck: you can tweet them questions via TMZ any second now. [TMZ]
  • Russell Brand is kinda kissing and telling about his fling with Kate Moss in his second book, but he doesn't want her to be mad at him. "I thought when I was writing it, 'I don't want her to be upset when she reads it'. I thought if I said something that was intimate then that would be bad. It was more like an encounter with an angel....I had a mad infatuation with her. I didn't feel all cool. It didn't feel like a conquest, it felt like I fell down a well." He adds, somewhat self-aggrandisingly, "I wanted to immortalise her. One day, like all of us, Kate Moss will die. I want it to be an account of someone who got close to her for a brief, brief time." [The Sun]
  • Katy Perry's kind of shocked by the number of conquests revealed in the memoir. "I don't think she knew the extent of my reputation. It's like finding someone had done a bit of bird for shoplifting and later discovering they are actually Frankie Fraser...I ended up telling her, not out of any kind of boasting - because it's nothing to boast about. But kind of going to someone, just so you know how good this is - my current behaviour. " [The Sun]
  • Simon Cowell's alleged 2,000 conquests pale in comparison. Although not grossness. [Hindustan Times]
  • Eddie Vedder married his longtime partner, model Jill McCormick, in Hawaii this weekend. Sean Penn was there. Congrats, crazy kids! [Express]
  • Now, insert "broken heart" icon: Kim Kardashian has apparently split from Dallas Cowboy Miles Austin. Some source says, "I'm sure they'll be on and off again but at the moment, they are definitely 100 percent off." [Hindustan Times]
  • Wrestler and Celebrity Rehab participant Chyna was allegedly rushed to the hospital for alcohol poisoning. [TMZ]
  • But later, her manager, "Sato," said she'd just had a bad reaction to some Benadryl, and is fine. [PerezHilton]
  • Crazy person Danielle Staub's girlfrien, Lori Michaels, is, allegedly, two-timing her with back-up dancer Courtney Lynch. Says...someone, "Danielle is crazy about Lori, but doesn't know she's seeing another woman...Lori is a proud, openly gay woman, and the relationship with Danielle is just an amusing sidetrack for her. She's really with Courtney." [ShowbizSpy]
  • Sarah Jessica Parker was apparently very sad at the star-studded Alexander McQueen memorial in London. We imagine particularly after Bjork's rendition of "Gloomy Sunday" (aka "the Hungarian Suicide Song") which actually sounds amazing. [PopEater]
  • Some insider says that Princess Diana revealed prior to Prince Harry's birth that Charles was NOT the father. "She didn't know what to do. She wanted to tell the real father but feared the wrath of the Queen and Prince Philip. There's no doubt in my mind Harry was fathered by another man." [ShowbizSpy]
  • Sweetheart feud alert! Jennifer Aniston is consumed by her jealousy of Sandra Bullock's "red-hot" career and, of course, her baby. Says a source: "Jen is frustrated that Sandra emerged stronger and more popular than ever after her marriage imploded while, five years after her big split, Jen is still struggling. She looks at Sandra's resurgence and thinks, ‘That should be me!'" But it's not just speculation. There's also hearsay! "She told a pal, ‘Sandra makes me sick. She has a great film career, a beautiful baby - everything I want! I hate her!'" Celebrity death match, anyone? [ShowbizSpy]