Famous Teen Mom Bristol Palin Dances Tonight

Bristol's mom, Sarah Palin, is expected to be in the audience of the show tonight. Will Bristol waltz her way to a win? [Gatecrasher]

  • Lady Gaga played a show in Philadelphia, and asked the crowd: What's everyone's big problem with my meat dress? Haven't they seen me wear leather?" [Digital Spy]
  • Things must be getting really serious between George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis: She took him to meet her parents. Her parents live in a tiny town called Trenuraghes on the island of Sardinia. They ate gnocchi with meat sauce and ravioli with vegetables, followed by sea bass and white wine. The locals felt the need to yell something to George about making babies. Just like a romcom! [People]
  • Whoa, Ricki Lake's house in Malibu burned down. [NYDN]
  • Breaking: Justin Bieber went to Hooters. [Edmonton Journal]
  • Kirk Douglas has relocated to New York from L.A. so that he can be near his son, Michael Douglas, as Michael goes through cancer treatments. [Daily Express]
  • Katy Perry's bachelorette party sounds like fun — Rihanna was there, as were strippers and Cirque du Soleil characters. Plus, there was lots of lounging by the pool. [The Sun, PopEater]
  • Pix of Katy Perry and Rihanna poolside here: [ONTD via JustJared]
  • Meanwhile, if Russell Brand gets charged with battery after allegedly attacking a photographer over the weekend, he could lose his visa. [Contact Music]
  • "Letterman knew Joaquin Phoenix was faking." [Reuters]
  • Can you really take legal action against Apple if your Mac is hacked? Lily Allen is trying. [Contact Music]
  • Kate Hudson, her bf Matt Bellamy from Muse, her mom Goldie Hawn and dad Kurt Russell all went on a bike ride in Santa Monica. [Socialite LIfe]
  • Jennifer Lopez likes her biscuits, and that is not a euphemism. [Page Six]
  • Kelly Osbourne called Danii Minogue "the devil" on Twitter. [Daily Express]
  • Caroline Manzo, of The Real Housewives Of New Jersey, told producers she would quit if Danielle Staub returned for another season. [TMZ]
  • After splitting with husband Fred Armisen, Elisabeth Moss "looks like she has lost some weight" and is in "single-girl mode." [Page Six]
  • Peaches Geldof posted a picture of herself in the shower on Twitter. [Daily Mail]
  • Do you have plans for New Year's Eve? Jay-Z and Coldplay will be performing at the "lavish" opening of the Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas. [Page Six]
  • Nadya Suleman aka "Octomom," is in "dire financial straits." She's behind in her mortgage payments, facing foreclosure, and, according to a source, "lonely and miserable." [News.com.au
  • In the October issue of Harper's Bazaar, Balthazar Getty talks about how his marriage survived his fling with Sienna Miller. [Page Six]
  • The dad from Raising Sextuplets was arrested over the weekend and charged with resisting arrest, disorderly conduct and threatening domestic violence. [People]
  • Susan Boyle is now in the Guinness Book of World Records. [The Star]
  • OMG please let this happen: Keanu Reeves says he's been talking to Alex Winter and they are "trying" to do a new Bill & Ted movie. Strange things are afoot at the Circle K! [Digital Spy]
  • George Michael's been playing pool in prison. [The Sun]
  • Pink would like to urge you to boycott pet stores. [Contact Music]
  • Grizz from 30 Rock has become friends with his kidney donor after having surgery earlier this year. Grizz says of the 20-year-old Arizona man whose kidney saved his life: "He wasn't a fan of 30 Rock and didn't watch it. He was a total stranger who was going to donate a kidney, regardless." And: "We talk all the time. He just sent me some pictures from a wonderful trip he took, and I told him I was a little jealous. Next time he goes, I am going with him." [Daily Express]
  • "It'll be on the DVD. I only cut it because it was distracting. He was at the end of the movie and all of sudden, 'Hey, there's Donald Trump!' Structurally, I think we put him in too late." — Oliver Stone cut Trump from the theatrical release of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. [Daily Express]
  • "I like women. I just like them. I like flirting and I like to listen. Guys will say they fancy girls, but my best friends are girls." — Simon Cowell. [Contact Music]
  • "I think I'm a little more wild and free since I had her because once she's in bed, all my mom friends, we get together and have dance parties at the house. It's really dorky but I probably would have never done that before." — Jessica Alba, on life since she had her daughter. [Contact Music]
  • "It's a curious phenomenon, I suppose, given the moral turpitude of that character. People are thrilled to watch other people doing this, relieved that they don't have to deal with the consequences — there is a vicarious thrill. It is exciting to see people misbehave. That's a big part of cinema and theater and television. Watching people who are ostensibly good do bad things, and kind of root for them to get away with it, and know that it's bad and yet..." — Jon Hamm says people love to see Don Draper misbehave. [Digital Spy]