Hey Mona Lisa! http://twitpic.com/2ophlp
True Story: I had a male bully in 7th grade and my sis drove up to my JR. high and gave him a few choice words. No problems after that.
Side boob is the red carpet's best accessory. Truly...just a bit. side spillage has the opposite effect. Just my opinion.
Fun time at the doctor's office, Reese Witherspoon was sitting next to me and @realmariomonge . I love her in the Legally blonde movies.
Today is Agatha Christie's 120th birthday. She wrote over 60 mysteries. I can't tell you how many plots I've stolen from her!
Look I can't be on this motherfucker all day I got shit to do. This shit makes me not watch tv no more. I'm busy on twitter