What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

The trailer for The Tourist — starring Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp — just hit the web. The storyline is, in a word, vague. So we've written our own narrative instead.

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

What's Really Happening In The Tourist?S

Here's the actual trailer, with stilted lines and ACTING. Enjoy.