Booty is my new motivational topic of the day. If ur skinny buy you a ass. If u have no tits put them in bitch. Quit playing around
So I just met Billy Baldwin. He opened the door to my trailer thinking it was his. I'm standing there in my bra and jeans. He said:
"I'm so sorry! I was playing Scrabble on my iPhone & I have a 'Q'! It takes a lot for me to blush. I can't wait to tell my wife about this."
http://twitpic.com/2ocx9i - Gay Veterans were my VMA dates. Repeal Don't Ask Don't Tell. CALL HARRY REID to Schedule Senate Vote
@ladygaga lady gg this is really a watershed moment for an artist like you to have the balls to put yourself right on the line, brilliant.
I tell every starlet: Never buy from a straight male designer! If you ever hear him ask, "Liza who?" run in the opposite direction!
My purse often gets a giggle! http://twitpic.com/2ocobo
Women aren't out to get you. The chip on your shoulder is from shit from ur childhood.
@SarahKSilverman Women aren't out to get you. The chip on your shoulder is shit from ur childhood.//Shut up, bitch. I mean, mom.