Stephen Fry Comes To Twitter's Defense

Booty is my new motivational topic of the day. If ur skinny buy you a ass. If u have no tits put them in bitch. Quit playing aroundless than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter50cent
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So I just met Billy Baldwin. He opened the door to my trailer thinking it was his. I'm standing there in my bra and jeans. He said:less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitterErika Christensen
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"I'm so sorry! I was playing Scrabble on my iPhone & I have a 'Q'! It takes a lot for me to blush. I can't wait to tell my wife about this."less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitterErika Christensen
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Alright alright here's my nails http://yfrog.com/6wgahyj http://yfrog.com/afy1qijless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhoneBeth Chapman
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http://twitpic.com/2ocx9i - Gay Veterans were my VMA dates. Repeal Don't Ask Don't Tell. CALL HARRY REID to Schedule Senate Voteless than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®Lady Gaga
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@ladygaga lady gg this is really a watershed moment for an artist like you to have the balls to put yourself right on the line, brilliant.less than a minute ago via webSandra Bernhard
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I tell every starlet: Never buy from a straight male designer! If you ever hear him ask, "Liza who?" run in the opposite direction!less than a minute ago via webJoan Rivers
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My purse often gets a giggle! http://twitpic.com/2ocoboless than a minute ago via TwitPic Uploader for iPhoneboygeorge
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Women aren't out to get you. The chip on your shoulder is from shit from ur childhood.
Love, Sarahless than a minute ago via TwittelatorSarah Silverman
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@SarahKSilverman Women aren't out to get you. The chip on your shoulder is shit from ur childhood.//Shut up, bitch. I mean, mom.less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®Patton Oswalt
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