Some consider Halston to be a "cursed" label. Halston died in 1990 of AIDS-related causes, and since then, the company has been through eight different owners and many designers. The collection shown yesterday, created by Marios Schwab? Hated it!

Halston Begrudgingly Acknowledges Spring With Drapey, Dull, Depressing Duds

This dress is probably beautiful, but the model looks like she just received some really devastating news.

Halston Begrudgingly Acknowledges Spring With Drapey, Dull, Depressing Duds

Watercolor bath towel?

Halston Begrudgingly Acknowledges Spring With Drapey, Dull, Depressing Duds

Interesting shapes, lots of drape.

Halston Begrudgingly Acknowledges Spring With Drapey, Dull, Depressing Duds

The metallic accents are cool.

Halston Begrudgingly Acknowledges Spring With Drapey, Dull, Depressing Duds

Coral reef chic.

Halston Begrudgingly Acknowledges Spring With Drapey, Dull, Depressing Duds

This is reminiscent of what Tom Ford did for Gucci about 10 years ago; Ford, as Kate Betts puts it in The Daily Beast, "stealthily co-opted Halston's DNA."

Halston Begrudgingly Acknowledges Spring With Drapey, Dull, Depressing Duds

No.

Halston Begrudgingly Acknowledges Spring With Drapey, Dull, Depressing Duds

Something very Dazed And Confused about this. She's riding home in a van.

Halston Begrudgingly Acknowledges Spring With Drapey, Dull, Depressing Duds

This I like: Grecian toga, in a acid bright hue.

Halston Begrudgingly Acknowledges Spring With Drapey, Dull, Depressing Duds

Okay, but is it flattering?

Halston Begrudgingly Acknowledges Spring With Drapey, Dull, Depressing Duds

"Calgon, take me away!"

Halston Begrudgingly Acknowledges Spring With Drapey, Dull, Depressing Duds

For all the Twilight and True Blood fans: When werewolves attack.

Halston Begrudgingly Acknowledges Spring With Drapey, Dull, Depressing Duds

Gucci Ice Capades.

Halston Begrudgingly Acknowledges Spring With Drapey, Dull, Depressing Duds

Meh.

Halston Begrudgingly Acknowledges Spring With Drapey, Dull, Depressing Duds

Wow. Hot. Okay.

Halston Begrudgingly Acknowledges Spring With Drapey, Dull, Depressing Duds

The percentage of people on whom this would look good is so minuscule it doesn't seem worth discussing.

Halston Begrudgingly Acknowledges Spring With Drapey, Dull, Depressing Duds

Party pajamas, for entertaining at home. Barefoot.

Halston Begrudgingly Acknowledges Spring With Drapey, Dull, Depressing Duds

Is it supposed to be see-through?

Halston Begrudgingly Acknowledges Spring With Drapey, Dull, Depressing Duds

Nice color.

Halston Begrudgingly Acknowledges Spring With Drapey, Dull, Depressing Duds

Sure, if you're going to a party at the Skywalker house on Tattooine, by all means.

Halston Begrudgingly Acknowledges Spring With Drapey, Dull, Depressing Duds

Well, at least someone liked it. Then again, Sarah Jessica Parker is the president and chief creative officer of Halston Heritage, the brand's secondary line.

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