High Grades For Easy A Red Carpet

We're kinda psyched for Easy A, the story of a high school girl who decides to own her slut-shamed image with a Prynne-esque scarlet A, so you'll be glad to know the premiere, at L.A.'s Chinese Theater, was pretty swell.

High Grades For Easy A Red Carpet

We're kinda facing some Swift backlash, it seems, but haters to the left: this emerald frock is above reproach.


High Grades For Easy A Red Carpet

Also rocking the jewel tones, Mahaley Hessam — who even redeems what I think of as "coffee filter chic."


High Grades For Easy A Red Carpet

Ari Graynor makes me realize that my grandmother was ahead of several trends. Or else that she's dressed like my grandmother.


High Grades For Easy A Red Carpet

Remember "Lights Alive?" So does Vail Bloom.


High Grades For Easy A Red Carpet

Keke Palmer rocks a new basic.


High Grades For Easy A Red Carpet

I'm all for risk, but Emma Stone is rather worn by this winged monkey costume!


High Grades For Easy A Red Carpet

Lisa Kudrow has a Parisienne's elegance.


High Grades For Easy A Red Carpet

It does seem like if you wanna go for rebellious scruff, you rather waive the pocket square option.


High Grades For Easy A Red Carpet

I imagine Patricia Clarkson's closet just a row of basic, classic cocktail frocks.


High Grades For Easy A Red Carpet

Practically every time I see Bridget Marquardt at one of these events I think, "why is she here?" It's a great power, being able to inject that kind of wonder and mystery into strangers' lives on a daily basis. Not to mention cleavage.


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