Today in Tweet Beat, Perez Hilton is acting like an asshole. In other news, the sun will rise tomorrow. Plus, 50 Cent hates spellcheckers.

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Thanks 4 watching everyone. I know I had a good night when I wake up with tape on my back & glitter on my face. Now, I have to go do my showless than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

Chelsea Handler
chelseahandler

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@RyanSeacrest I think you should host the VMAs next year! Or ME! Ha! We both would have done a better job than Chelsea did!less than a minute ago via web

Perez Hilton
PerezHilton

@perezhilton oh, fuck off. I had a blast and the show awesome last night. Bomb? Your life is a bomb.less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

Chelsea Handler
chelseahandler

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@chelseahandler At least I didn't have to fuck my way to a talk show and sleep with the head of the network. #TedHarbertless than a minute ago via web

Perez Hilton
PerezHilton

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@chelseahandler And who'd you blow to get the VMA hosting gig? I'm more than happy with my bomb life. It's da bomb.com! xoless than a minute ago via web

Perez Hilton
PerezHilton

I'll always say what I really feel. And I don't have to sit behind a computer screen to do it. I'll tell you to your face!less than a minute ago via web

Perez Hilton
PerezHilton

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Just got word...Highest rated vma's since 2002. Good job, mtv! Good job, kiddo.less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

Chelsea Handler
chelseahandler

Lets have a toast for the Jerkoffs !!!!!less than a minute ago via web

Nicole Polizzi
Sn00ki

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How can this admin' get away with lame blame of "inherited economy"? He ran. He asked. He got. He promised. He is failing 2 deliver.less than a minute ago via TwitBird

elisabeth hasselbeck
ehasselbeck

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You know those horror movies where there is the *thing* that won't die? That is SP. We a'int gonna make that mistake again. Hipsters beware!less than a minute ago via txt

Billy Corgan
Billy

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Audience — it's unbelievable that you kept that secret all weekend!! Way to go mates.less than a minute ago via web

Oprah Winfrey
Oprah

i am tweeting for literacy it truly is the answer to many of the worlds biggest problems knowledge is indeed the true power.less than a minute ago via web

Sandra Bernhard
SandraBernhard

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Da next niga 2 korrect my spellin gone get killedYou fuck boys no how we do in da south lol brrrless than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

50cent
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