Today in Tweet Beat, Perez Hilton is acting like an asshole. In other news, the sun will rise tomorrow. Plus, 50 Cent hates spellcheckers.
Thanks 4 watching everyone. I know I had a good night when I wake up with tape on my back & glitter on my face. Now, I have to go do my show
Chelsea Handler
chelseahandler
@RyanSeacrest I think you should host the VMAs next year! Or ME! Ha! We both would have done a better job than Chelsea did!
Perez Hilton
PerezHilton
@perezhilton oh, fuck off. I had a blast and the show awesome last night. Bomb? Your life is a bomb.Chelsea Handler
chelseahandler
@chelseahandler At least I didn't have to fuck my way to a talk show and sleep with the head of the network. #TedHarbertPerez Hilton
PerezHilton
@chelseahandler And who'd you blow to get the VMA hosting gig? I'm more than happy with my bomb life. It's da bomb.com! xoPerez Hilton
PerezHilton
I'll always say what I really feel. And I don't have to sit behind a computer screen to do it. I'll tell you to your face!Perez Hilton
PerezHilton
Just got word...Highest rated vma's since 2002. Good job, mtv! Good job, kiddo.Chelsea Handler
chelseahandler
Lets have a toast for the Jerkoffs !!!!!
Nicole Polizzi
Sn00ki
How can this admin' get away with lame blame of "inherited economy"? He ran. He asked. He got. He promised. He is failing 2 deliver.
elisabeth hasselbeck
ehasselbeck
You know those horror movies where there is the *thing* that won't die? That is SP. We a'int gonna make that mistake again. Hipsters beware!
Billy Corgan
Billy
Audience — it's unbelievable that you kept that secret all weekend!! Way to go mates.
Oprah Winfrey
Oprah
i am tweeting for literacy it truly is the answer to many of the worlds biggest problems knowledge is indeed the true power.
Sandra Bernhard
SandraBernhard
Da next niga 2 korrect my spellin gone get killedYou fuck boys no how we do in da south lol brrr
50cent
50cent
