Britney's Bodyguard Says She Isn't An Abuser

  • Britney Spears' former bodyguard Mark Chinapen is defending her against Fernando Flores's claim that she abused her children, saying, "In our time with Britney, we've never seen anything in a negative sense."
  • "If there was an issue, we would have said something to her or authorities when it came to the kids." Chinapen, who worked with Britney from 2007 to 2008, adds that his time with her was "Very normal. Starbucks runs, going for lunch, driving, shopping, buying clothes, and going out to events. That's it." [E!]
  • Chris Brown's mom has apologized for Tweeting, "Michael Jackson died so that Chris Brown could live!!!" [ONTD]
  • Amy Winehouse has "taken another step closer to functional stardom" by recording a song for an upcoming Quincy Jones tribute album. [CNN]
  • Perez is shocked that there are hairdressers on the set of Jersey Shore. That hair won't pouf itself! [Perez]
  • If you want all the gory details about J-Woww and Sammi's brawl, read on: [Radar]
  • The woman who claims her 15-year-old daughter is the spawn of Michael Lohan refuses to let her daughter take a DNA test, possibly because Lohan wants the test to be performed on Maury. [Radar]
  • Michael stopped by Lindsay Lohan's house but she wasn't there, or just decided not to answer the door. [TMZ]
  • BREAKING: Lindsay's hair is red again. [TMZ]
  • Dr. Drew Pinksy didn't learn his lesson from the Lindsay debacle. He says Paris Hilton needs to go to rehab because her "current problems related to her drug arrest and subsequent criminal charges are very much similar to the Lindsay Lohan story... It's truly Lindsay Lohan's story in slow motion." [Radar]
  • Kari Ann Peniche has checked into real rehab, not Celebrity Rehab. [TMZ]
  • Tim Allen wants to return to prime time and has met with several writers and producers, including Greg Daniels of Parks & Recreation and The Office. [CNN]
  • In court today 40-Year-Old Virgin actor Shelley Malil admitted he stabbed his girlfriend 20 times, but said he didn't realize it was her and though she was trying to do the same to him. [E!]
  • Ali Larter is expecting a baby boy. [Radar]
  • Leonardo DiCaprio has been granted a restraining order against the delusional woman who thinks they're married and expecting a baby. [TMZ]
  • Jeremy London will take the stand against his alleged kidnappers. [Radar]
  • Susan Boyle was forced to cancel a performance on America's Got Talent because she planned to sing "Perfect Day," but Lou Reed declined a request to use the song. [Rolling Stone]
  • Floyd Mayweather Jr.'s former girlfriend has filed a request for a restraining order, claiming he hit her "multiple times in the head with his fist" and threatened to kill her. [TMZ]
  • Mayweather has been arrested in Las Vegas. [TMZ]
  • Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are honeymooning in Italy. [E!]
  • Megan Fox sprouts wings in this clip from her upcoming film Passion Play with Mickey Rourke. [Perez]
  • It seems Winnie Cooper is a Harry Potter fan. Danica McKellar just gave birth to a boy named Draco Verta. [People]
  • After meeting a fan who has cancer backstage at her concert, Lady Gaga gave the woman a pair of studded black heels in her size and said, "These are your Chemo shoes! Next time you have to go to Chemo, walk in there wearing these and remember your are a superstar. No illness can take your inner-beauty or your spirit of life away. You are beautiful!" [Radar]
  • Sarah Feguson will star in a reality show on the OWN network called Finding Sarah. [AP]
  • Kim Kardashian and Scott Disick had a fake fight on Twitter about the latest In Touch cover story. [Yahoo]
  • Randee Heller, who plays Miss Blankenship on Mad Men says, "No one recognizes me. And after that racist line last week, I was kinda glad! Matthew Weiner said, 'You're not gonna like this, but we're gonna make you look terrible.' It takes three hours. They do incredible things with adhesives and scrunching up your face, and then blowing it dry with powder. All of a sudden you have huge wrinkles, liver spots, veins - and it takes a while to take it off. After the first time, I got in the shower and started scrubbing my arms. I was going, 'Oh my God, this is not coming off!' Then I realized they were my own liver spots." [N.Y. Mag]
  • Today's most pressing question: "Is Jon Hamm Hotter Shirtless or in a Suit?" [Us]
  • Jon Hamm is on the new cover of Details looking dreamy as usual. Inside he says of his new film The Town, "It's almost like an old Hollywood movie. It's got a love story, it's got a crime element, but it's very much for adults. There's not a lot of candy for the Twitter-obsessed. It just deals with adult s–t- no werewolves, no vampires. Yet … they're retooling it for 3D." [Just Jared]