Fashion's Night Out Sparks Global Fashion OrgasmS

On both sides of the pond, Fashion's Night Out has kicked off — and things will never be the same. (Okay, that last part was a lie. But there were a lot of celebrities in designer clothes.)

Fashion's Night Out Sparks Global Fashion OrgasmS

In London, Natalia Vodianova channeled a very chic brontosaurus — albeit with a larger brain.


Fashion's Night Out Sparks Global Fashion OrgasmS

Okay, please let Clara Paget's getup signal the end of this misguided "Straight Up" fever.


Fashion's Night Out Sparks Global Fashion OrgasmS

Also in London, Tali Lennox shows off a few of the fashionista's prime fashion week accessories: a bold lip and a ludicrous shoe.


Fashion's Night Out Sparks Global Fashion OrgasmS

Y'know how they're always calling leopard a new basic? Yeah, Lola Lennox shows how not to make that true.


Fashion's Night Out Sparks Global Fashion OrgasmS

Some people are really good at simultaneously patting their heads and rubbing their tummies. Jade Parfitt's kind of like that, except instead it's wearing a bunch of really awful trends simultaneously.


Fashion's Night Out Sparks Global Fashion OrgasmS

Claudia Schiffer in London: Astral Weeks. (Except the album's better than that suggests.)


Fashion's Night Out Sparks Global Fashion OrgasmS

This elegant New York fashionista in stilt-shoes is Amanda Brooks, and in my opinion, her I Love Your Style is one of the best fashion meditations out there. Just sayin'.


Fashion's Night Out Sparks Global Fashion OrgasmS

Diane von Furstenberg, as usual, manages to look totally unstudied — this is one dame whose clothes never wear her.


Fashion's Night Out Sparks Global Fashion OrgasmS

Blake Lively lives up to her name in a fun print balanced with clean lines.


Fashion's Night Out Sparks Global Fashion OrgasmS

Olivia Palermo may skew 70s bridesmaid, but still looks mighty pretty.


Fashion's Night Out Sparks Global Fashion OrgasmS

I'm not sold on this whole silk pants thing, but Vera Wang makes a good case for elegant loungewear.


Fashion's Night Out Sparks Global Fashion OrgasmS

Tory Burch takes her mumsy irony to a Talbots-like height.


Fashion's Night Out Sparks Global Fashion OrgasmS

Julianne Moore has worn more flattering ensembles, although few as well suited to a finger-painting session.


Fashion's Night Out Sparks Global Fashion OrgasmS

Serena Williams, torn between the desires for minimalism and femininity. Aren't we all.


Fashion's Night Out Sparks Global Fashion OrgasmS

An unusually jolly Anna Wintour, in a frock to match.


Fashion's Night Out Sparks Global Fashion OrgasmS

Leighton Meester has a fondness for pushing the envelope. But where, exactly? The Alps in a sexy "It's a Small World?"


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