Today in Tweet Beat, Heidi Montag is copping a feel, Michael Lohan reveals the most trustworthy news sources, and Teresa Giudice dispels rumors.

If you want the Truth, go to TMZ, Radar or X17, not Life & Style or any of Bauer's publicationsless than a minute ago via webHeidi Montag Gets To Second Base With HerselfMichael Lohan
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I know there are tons of rumors today. Don't believe everything you read. (Except my "In Touch" cover story. That really was me!) xxless than a minute ago via webHeidi Montag Gets To Second Base With HerselfTeresa Giudice
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By the way, everyone sounds like CRAIG FERGUSON in GLASGOW!!!!less than a minute ago via TweetDeckHeidi Montag Gets To Second Base With HerselfJackie Collins
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The terror of my neighborhood. http://twitpic.com/2m5iorless than a minute ago via TwitpicHeidi Montag Gets To Second Base With HerselfEli Roth
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I used to go back for more cabbage at school, I'm weird!less than a minute ago via webHeidi Montag Gets To Second Base With Herselfboygeorge
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I've been LOVING hats lately... what's your fave fall accessory?less than a minute ago via webHeidi Montag Gets To Second Base With HerselfTyra Banks
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and just say no to the brown lip liner.less than a minute ago via webHeidi Montag Gets To Second Base With Herselfsolange knowles
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If 5 years ago someone would have told me I'd be interested in social media or chickens, I would have laughed my head off.less than a minute ago via EchofonHeidi Montag Gets To Second Base With HerselfSusan Orlean
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Moment of Silence for Tupac Shakurless than a minute ago via webHeidi Montag Gets To Second Base With HerselfSnoop Dogg
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I want to blow your mind cuz I don't (necessarily) have to cup you balls in the process.less than a minute ago via txtHeidi Montag Gets To Second Base With HerselfCarrie Fisher
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