So A Lesbian Shit-Ass Contacted Me And Requested Some Boobs. Okay.

So, I don't know. What to do here? Do I show boobs? Do I share boobs sent to me via email? Do I ask rhetorical questions until I get an answer? Is this a trigger alert?

In fact, if you just type "best boobs" into Google image, Scarlett Johansson comes up the most. So, yay, for Ryan Reynolds. But does this come from straight men or lesbian shit-asses? I have no clue. If there are better boobs out there for ladies to fondle as opposed to ape-fisted men, please let me know.