Crowdsourcing 101: Today Is Your Day To Be Pretty And WiseS

So I don't have anything to talk about. I have no tips account. I don't read Sassy or Cosmo or More or any other magazines like that. So help, please.

So as much as I appreciate your kind words, let's try to give me some subject matter that you'd like to talk about — not just me, making you do and say filthy things.

Again, hit me up with stories at ajd@deadspin.com. Subject: Here's Some News, Italian-Faced Cockhole or some variation on that.

For your efforts I gave you a pic of Tom Hardy shirtless with a water bottle. I know how you ladies love water bottles.

Dirtbag in a bit.

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