Kat Von D & Jesse James Are "In Love"S

  • Kat Von D is in love, and Jesse James is the lucky man.

"Jesse is only my ninth boyfriend. I don't hang out with anybody unless I am in love," she says. [People]

  • Kat Von D and Jesse James made their first public appearance as a couple at the opening of Kat's gallery in Los Angeles. There's an image at the link — the first one — in which both of these people appear to have a ton of pain behind their eyes. Sigh. [Daily Mail]
  • Ugh: "Is Kelly Osbourne Too Skinny?" [Celeb TV]
  • Beth Ditto wants to have a baby. She broke up with her long-term partner, Freddie, and is now dating her assistant, Kristin. The 29-year-old Ditto says: "I want to [have a kid] when I'm 37. But I do want to go to the doctor in the next year and start taking it really seriously. Once these clothing lines are out I can take space and think about the baby." [This Is London]
  • Rihanna is making her feature film debut in Battleship, the movie based on a goddamn board game. She looks cute in uniform. [Socialite Life]
  • Oh, wow: Signing up for Dancing With The Stars saved Jennifer Grey's life. [Daily Express]
  • Britney Spears' former manager, Larry Rudolph, has signed on to help Lindsay Lohan turn her career around. [Page Six]
  • God wants Michael Lohan to start a "spiritual" rehab facility. "The basis of the rehab will be that there is a God; that good conquers evil; that the best way to live is to treat others like you want to be treated; and treat your body like a temple." [NYDN]
  • Katy Perry steals pillows from hotels. [Contact Music]
  • For some reason, Katy Perry's "granny panties" are news. WTF. [NYDN]
  • Katy Perry on Russell Brand: "We've decided that after we get married, we're not going to talk about our relationship anymore". [Mirror]
  • Paris Hilton might have to pay back the film investors of her 2006 movie Pledge This — to the tune of $160,00. [Mirror]
  • Dina Manzo didn't just quit Real Housewives Of New Jersey because of Danielle Staub. She had issues with the financial setup of her contract. [NYDN]
  • Was T.I.'s arrest racially motivated? [Contact Music]
  • T.I. is headed back to Atlanta to see his probation officer. [LA Times]
  • Here is a picture of Jared Leto hanging with Terry Richardson. [Socialite Life]
  • Mary-Kate and Ashley's sister Lizzie is now an actress. [ET]
  • Oksana Grigorieva currently gets $5,000 a month in child support from Mel Gibson, but she would like to increase that number to $40,000 a month. FORTY. Her child with Mel is nine months old. [TMZ]
  • If you want to see a picture of pregnant Celine Dion, here you go. [Showbiz Spy]
  • Shit is so slow today that Ashley Tisdale's abs are news. [E!]
  • No one knows who Vienna from The Bachelor is. Or no one cares. [Page Six]
  • Chris Brown is on the top of the Billboard charts. He's also in the number one movie in the country. [Mirror]
  • The Lesson we Learn this week is that Audrina Patridge, Bristol Palin and The Situation are bigger stars than Melanie Griffith. [Contact Music]
  • R. Kelly is back in Chicago after his third trip to Africa this year. [Perez]
  • "I love being healthy. I get a lot of sleep. I'm a girl who eats. And I feel beautiful no matter how I look. I have my family to thank for that. I'll have a big Italian dinner, and I don't give a crap because it makes me happy." — Lea Michele, to Glamour. [NYDN]
  • "This kiss between Hermione and Ron is highly anticipated, it's been building up for eight films now. And Harry Potter is not Twilight, you know; we're not selling sex. So, whenever there is any hint of that, everybody gets terribly excited. In fact, it was horribly awkward; we couldn't stop laughing." — Emma Watson. [Contact Music]
  • "The worst part of being single is being alone." — Drew Barrymore. [Showbiz Spy]