Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr attended the US Open yesterday, but instead of watching Andy Roddick, the Gossip Girl stars indulged in a little nuzzling. What were the lovebirds cooing about? After the jump: A pseudo-Shakesperean fictional narrative. Enjoy!
In Tennis, Love Means Nothing
Edward, Lord Westwick, Earl of Hottenham, rumored to be a descendant of Lord Byron. Alias: Chuck Bass.
Jessica, Lady Szohr. Alias: The "vaguely ethnic" one "from Brooklyn" on Gossip Girl.
Selita Ebanks, model.
Kanye West, self-declared King.