Sarah Palin Tweets A Spacetime Mind-EffS

Today in Tweet Beat, Sarah Palin doesn't like the way that President Obama remembers the past in the future that she's predicted. Also, Heidi Montag has a nightmare about her nose.

I had a nightmare that I slept without my nose tape on thank God it wasn't true!less than a minute ago via web

Just want to set the record straight. I'm single and I'm not going to get married!less than a minute ago via web

Bringing fist pump and one hop to Dances with the Stars!! http://fb.me/HhMtTbVKless than a minute ago via Facebook

I love love love DWTS, but my first loyalty is to Bravo and RHONJ and our wonderful fans. xxless than a minute ago via web

Who else feels dirty after watching #RHoNJ? I couldn't stomach all of it. #UglyTVThat'sNotFunAtAllless than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

Is framing a way of limiting the reality to a more digestible dosage?less than a minute ago via SocialOomph

Man I just saw a tall super model giraffe lookin ass bitch and I thought I could fuck her an make 1 of them super ball dunkin ass niggas lolless than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

why rabbits always hopping and shit. sit the fuck down before i shoot you rabbitt #Predicting50CentTweets @50centless than a minute ago via Twaitter

I'm on a plane this ugly ass stewardess in my face. She keep asking me if I want shit. I keep telling her no. (cont) http://tl.gd/3e3c0iless than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

I guess I shouldn't get high all the time but then I wouldn't be high all the time. You see my dilemma.less than a minute ago via web