Paris Hilton Accused Of Hiding Cocaine In Her VaginaS

  • A "friend" claims Paris Hilton asked to use the bathroom before her drug arrest because she was trying to stash cocaine in her vagina and, "She knew it would be her only chance to hide the cocaine and avoid arrest."
  • Someone going by the name "Caroline" told skeezy celebrity reporter Ian Halperin that Paris has eluded airport security in the past by hiding drugs in a lubricated condom and inserting it into her vagina. Caroline adds, "Paris is not as dumb as she seems. She's one of the most clever and manipulative people one can ever meet. And she thinks quick, just like she did in Vegas. She has cat-like reflexes." [Ian Undercover]
  • Nicole Richie is suing Kitson because the L.A. store, "Allegedly bought $239,437 worth of merch from Majestic Mills-the company that owns Nicole Richie's clothing line-but they still haven't paid for any of it." [Racked]
  • In response to Jeff Miranda's Steppin' Out proposal, Snooki Tweeted, "Just want to set the record straight. I'm single and I'm not going to get married!" [Yahoo]
  • Jersey Shore's Sammi says of The Situation appearing on DWTS, "I just hope his partner knows how to fist pump." [Us]
  • The Situation says, "I'm going to lose a couple days practice, but I don't mind being the underdog. I promise to try my hardest and practice as much as I can and be the best that I can be. I hope the Situation Nation shows up to support me." [CNN]
  • When asked about Levi Johnston at a DWTS press event, Bristol Palin said, "I haven't heard anything, I don't pay attention to the tabloids... I don't pay attention about what he's doing." [Radar]
  • Bristol is already playing the mom card: "I'm not the first mom to participate on Dancing with the Stars…and like those who came before me, I want to set a good example for all of the amazing moms out there," says Bristol. "Yes, we can balance work and family, and we can also take on a new and exciting challenge." [Radar]
  • In an "exclusive interview" about his throat cancer, Michael Douglas told People, "I'll beat this." [People]
  • Chad Lowe has married film producer Kim Painter. Their 15-month-old daughter Mabel served as ring bearer. [Perez]
  • Glee's Dianna Agron looks lovely in these shots from Vanity Fair. [Just Jared]
  • University of Texas has raised $30,000 in donations from fans to preserve Scarlett O'Hara's gowns from Gone With the Wind. [AP]
  • The Kardashians are launching a clothing and accessories line called QVC for K-Dash by Kardashian. [CNN]
  • Hmm... why was Lindsay Lohan hanging out with Britney Spears' manager? [Perez]
  • Authorities says there's a "pending criminal investigation" into whether or not Samantha Ronson's dog attacked and killed a smaller dog. [E!]
  • Is Toni Braxton's house in foreclosure? [Perez]
  • Bethenny Frankel has officially left the Real Housewives of NY. "Last season was scary and painful," she says, adding that she didn't "see any reason to go back. It took all of the joy out of it." [E!]
  • Here'a a video of Demi Moore dancing onstage during a Snoop Dogg concert. [Popsugar]
  • Paul Hogan says of the accusation that he owes Australia $38 million in taxes, "If I was a tax evader, which I'm not, I must be the dumbest one in the world, because they gave me five years notice that they have seized every piece of paper that my tax advisers and lawyers and accountants have ever had. I kept coming back here. I can't pay 10 percent of what they're asking. I know they're absolutely desperate to nail some high-profile character with money to justify the expense to the taxpayer." [Perez]
  • If you heard rumors about Justin Bieber starring in remakes of Grease and Back To The Future rest assured, they're fake. [Perez]
  • At the link: Spoilers about the season premiere of Grey's Anatomy. [E!]
  • And for spoilers on the upcoming season of Glee click here: [ONTD]
  • Enjoy this trailer for the next season of House: [ONTD]
  • The cast of Glee isn't happy with their residuals from their chart-topping albums. "I got 400 bucks from [Glee: The Music - Journey to the Regionals] going Number One," says Corey Montieth. "But you know what, that's OK, because if I'm patient, and if this thing does really well, maybe I'll see another 400 bucks." [Rolling Stone]