Paris Hilton On Cocaine: "I Thought It Was Gum"S

  • Paris Hilton has been charged with felony cocaine possession.

The drug charge carries a maximum sentence of four years in prison if convicted. [People, TMZ]

  • According to the police report, Paris Hilton was getting lip balm out of her purse when the little bag of cocaine fell out. Paris denied it was hers and said she thought it was gum. [LA Times]
  • Paris claims she borrowed the purse with the coke in it, and that the bag containing the drug is too cheap to be hers. [Mirror]
  • "The drugs aren't mine" is one of Paris Hilton's fave excuses. [ABC News]
  • Anne Hathaway's new hairdo: Short. [Pop Eater]
  • Jesse James and Kat Von D rode into Fredericksburg, Texas on a motorcycle over the weekend, where they strolled hand in hand. [NYDN]
  • Behold: A picture of Jesse James and Kat Von D, "swappin' spit." [TMZ]
  • Rumor has it Britney Spears and Jason Trawick want to get married by the end of the year and are planning on a "low-key" wedding. [Hindustan Times]
  • Breaking: Lindsay Lohan wore short shorts and thigh-high stockings to go meet with her probation officer. Hey, as long as she shows up. [Daily Mail]
  • Today Sandra Bullock's interview aired on the Today show. She told Matt Lauer: "I think everything works out the way the universe wants it to work out." And more. [People]
  • Lady Gaga performed a new song, "Living On The Radio," at her concert in St. Paul, Minnesota Monday night. It sounds like Queen and Elton John had a baby adopted by Billy Joel. A snippet of the lyrics: And when there's nowhere to go/And your friends are gone/And you only got your daddy to call/It will be all right, honey/‘Cause your songs are on the radio. [Perez]
  • Earlier this month, Kanye West and Justin Bieber joked via Twitter about collaborating together — now it has happened. I'm gonna start joking about Johnny Depp coming over to my apartment. [Contact Music]
  • Ivanka Trump just filmed a Gossip Girl cameo with her husband. [Daily Mail]
  • After the Emmys, Jon Hamm went dancing with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler! [NYDN]
  • Also after the Emmys: Glee's Lea Michele refused to chitchat with fans. [E!]
  • Madonna is using her own furniture in some scenes of her movie W.E.. [Page Six]
  • Madonna's been filming at night on the streets of London, so there are photos here, as well as snarky commentary about how "tired" and "stressed" she looks as compared to a photo in which she is wearing makeup. [Daily Mail]
  • Shit: Sam Ronson's dog killed another dog. Sucks. [TMZ]
  • Sam Ronson says: "I feel incredibly sad and wish I could offer more than condolences, unfortunately there are no words to describe how sorry I am." [E!]
  • It's official: Your new Dancing With The Stars stars have been announced! Also official: The Situation is a star. [Extra]
  • Spotted: Chris Brown, shooting a "comeback" music video, "surrounded by throngs of adoring and forgiving fans." [Page Six]
  • Tiger Woods lives in NYC now. [NYDN]
  • Michael Jackson's brother Randy visited MJ's grave on Sunday — Michael's 52nd birthday. [Wonderwall]
  • Michael Jackson is the world's most downloaded artist. [Digital Spy]
  • Susan Boyle has moved. [Contact Music]
  • "Survivor Host Jeff Probst Wrecks Zack Morris' Marriage!" [Perez]
  • According to a poll, most people say the rant-y audio tapes of Mel Gibson have "no effect" on them seeing one of Mel Gibson's movies. [NY Mag]
  • Ricky Gervais is as slim as he's gonna get. "I think I've lost about all I can." [Daily Express]
  • Nicolas Cage has signed on to star in a Bollywood gangster movie. [Daily Express]
  • FYI: A "top Hollywood psychic" has been in contact with Princess Diana. [Wonderwall]
  • "He's never seen me naked, nor will he after those comments." — January Jones on Jason Sudeikis. [People]
  • "It changed my life. I hadn't been doing enough. It was time." — Halle Berry on her 1997 head injury, which lead her into a path of doing charity work. [Page Six]