50 Cent Is Too Rich To Take Crap From His GrandmaS

Today in Tweet Beat, 50 Cent doesn't like doing household chores, even for his grandmother. Also, Lindsay Lohan returns to Twitter and Ne-Yo acknowledges his male-patterned baldness.

Clearly.. Paparazzi shouldn't be allowed to take pictures or video while someone's driving or at a stop light. 4every1's sake #trafficpoliceless than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

It's no secret that me and hair aren't the best of friends. My damn hairline is slowly creeping towards the back of my head, NOW THIS!!LOL!less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

Is reality always more real than what we create?less than a minute ago via SocialOomph

Filming a housewives segment today w/ @NeNeLeakes for the Maury Povich show. It will be a must see!!! Will let you know when it airs!less than a minute ago via HootSuite

Our segment is for the entire family! Nothing to do with paternity results lol RT @Sugarshock I thought Maury only did paternity results lolless than a minute ago via HootSuite

White. Is that OK? I take requests RT @jimmyfallon Hey @kingsthings what color suspenders are you wearing tonight? I don't wanna be twinsiesless than a minute ago via web

You know, I try to dress my age but it's very hard to find fig leaves.less than a minute ago via web

The only things that actually make me feel HATE are child molesters, porn and fashion magazines...less than a minute ago via web

Contrary to countless clueless Rightist rants, Gene Siskel was a liberal, and we never fought about politics.less than a minute ago via SocialOomph

I hate to burst your bubble,but how are you supposed to do todays,"Thong Thursday" when I'm not wearing any pantiesless than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Somebody asked me why I use money as my Twitter background.. Because it's the one thing other than Coco I never get tired of looking at.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck