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"Celebrity Assistants Tell All!"
Finally, some dirt: Kourtney Kardasian makes her assistant ride in the trunk of her Range Rover when the car is full. She believes in a lot of old wives tales, like if you walk over a baby, it won't grow, so she freaks out when Mason is on the floor. Khloe Kardashian sends her assistants to buy sex toys. Britney Spears talks in a baby voice all the time and throws lots of temper tantrums. Mariah Carey has taken to lying on the couch, having her assistant feed her pizza or ice cream, like she's a toddler. Miley Cyrus is a flasher; she thinks it's hilarious to greet first-time guests at the door and shock them by showing some skin. John Travolta has 102 hairpieces in different lengths, colors and sizes, in case he gains or loses weight. They have their own refrigerated room in his house. A source says: "He likes to visit and pet them once in a while. They're his little treasures." Also inside: For your enjoyment, a photograph of Jon Hamm and Isaiah Mustafa. LET'S MAKE A SANDWICH. (see image 8) Julia Roberts may have gotten Botox or Dysport in her forehead and Restylane injections in her lips (see image 9), but the before and after pictures look the same to us. Miley Cyrus's boyfriend Liam Hemsworth met a gorgeous blonde named Katy in a bar, they exchanged numbers, and he promised to call. Elisabeth Moss is dating Edin Galli, who appeared as Kurt on Mad Men. Next, Lauren Graham and Peter Krause are costars on Parenthood, and have been dating secretly for months. Mariah Carey isn't pregnant, but has gained weight, since she did 3 IVF treatments in the past six months. Lady Gaga is planning a "wild wedding." She wants to marry bar owner and DrunkDiet.com creator Luc Carl. She's on tour right now, but should have some time off in late September and early October. She'd like to get married in a castle, with a horse-drawn carriage and a custom-made white diamond covered wedding gown by Valentino or Gaultier. Hmm. Nothing about that sounds wild, actually. John Mayer said some things at a concert in L.A.. and people suspect that he was talking about Jennifer Aniston. "I believe in second chances," he said — while Jen was supposedly in the sidelines. "I wrote a sexy song warning a certain woman about getting together with a bad boy like me." Jerk. Lastly: Jon Gosselin is writing a tell-all with his life coach — about Kate Gosslein. The life coach tells Star, "we should have first draft ready to go in a matter of months." Yeah, but who the hell wants to read it?
Grade: D+ (scattering of Miracle-Gro)
"Celebrity Assistants Tell All!"
Finally, some dirt: Kourtney Kardasian makes her assistant ride in the trunk of her Range Rover when the car is full. She believes in a lot of old wives tales, like if you walk over a baby, it won't grow, so she freaks out when Mason is on the floor. Khloe Kardashian sends her assistants to buy sex toys. Britney Spears talks in a baby voice all the time and throws lots of temper tantrums. Mariah Carey has taken to lying on the couch, having her assistant feed her pizza or ice cream, like she's a toddler. Miley Cyrus is a flasher; she thinks it's hilarious to greet first-time guests at the door and shock them by showing some skin. John Travolta has 102 hairpieces in different lengths, colors and sizes, in case he gains or loses weight. They have their own refrigerated room in his house. A source says: "He likes to visit and pet them once in a while. They're his little treasures." Also inside: For your enjoyment, a photograph of Jon Hamm and Isaiah Mustafa. LET'S MAKE A SANDWICH. (see image 8) Julia Roberts may have gotten Botox or Dysport in her forehead and Restylane injections in her lips (see image 9), but the before and after pictures look the same to us. Miley Cyrus's boyfriend Liam Hemsworth met a gorgeous blonde named Katy in a bar, they exchanged numbers, and he promised to call. Elisabeth Moss is dating Edin Galli, who appeared as Kurt on Mad Men. Next, Lauren Graham and Peter Krause are costars on Parenthood, and have been dating secretly for months. Mariah Carey isn't pregnant, but has gained weight, since she did 3 IVF treatments in the past six months. Lady Gaga is planning a "wild wedding." She wants to marry bar owner and DrunkDiet.com creator Luc Carl. She's on tour right now, but should have some time off in late September and early October. She'd like to get married in a castle, with a horse-drawn carriage and a custom-made white diamond covered wedding gown by Valentino or Gaultier. Hmm. Nothing about that sounds wild, actually. John Mayer said some things at a concert in L.A.. and people suspect that he was talking about Jennifer Aniston. "I believe in second chances," he said — while Jen was supposedly in the sidelines. "I wrote a sexy song warning a certain woman about getting together with a bad boy like me." Jerk. Lastly: Jon Gosselin is writing a tell-all with his life coach — about Kate Gosslein. The life coach tells Star, "we should have first draft ready to go in a matter of months." Yeah, but who the hell wants to read it?
Grade: D+ (scattering of Miracle-Gro)
