Jenna Jameson Is Not Buying Your Sex-Tape Excuses

Today on Tweet Beat, the stars scrutinize sex tapes, celebrate Miss Universe, cruise Facebook, and, of course, talk Tiger.

Just please be aware my comedy CD "Registered Offender" is NOT for kids, it has foul language and sexual content. A LOT! Just so you know!less than a minute ago via web

Congratulations to Miss Universe "Jimena Navarrete" from Mexico.. Beautiful, Intelligent, and NOT allowed in Arizona !less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

Congrats to Miss Mexico @XimenaNR for winning Miss Universe! Viva Mexico! She's gorgeous!!!less than a minute ago via Who Say

Someone just came up to me and said I look like the girl from laguna beach but not as bitchy. Haha wowless than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

Taking a relationship with girl I met on Facebook to the next level. We are text messaging now. If things go well we may actually speak.less than a minute ago via web

My one and only @nicolerichie is named one of the 100 most powerful black women on twitter. My life is like twitter. She runs it.less than a minute ago via web

I think that divorce is going to be very hard for Tiger Woods. It takes all the excitement out of sneaking around with other women.less than a minute ago via web